Trump Hotel name revised for 2016

Back in 2015 it was suggested cost-cutting measures, and the growing international repugnancy of anything Trump for his bigoted remarks during his Presidential nomination run, that the Trump Hotel name be changed for the least possible cost. The naming committee decided removing one letter from the hotel name was the cheapest. Thus the hotel name went from TRUMP to RUMP.

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However, following the name-change committee meeting at the Four Seasons in St. Kitts during Christmas season, it was decided that there could be an even less expensive way to rename the hotel group. Plus, this new name could be promoted as the Trump managments total concern with our planet and with recycling whenever possible. They were sure the spin-doctors could do the name change justice, just as they had with all of the Donalds rascist tantrums.

So it was decided to merely nip a part of the Trump name and relocate that little nipper somewhere nearby as cheaply as possible while still maintaining the litle nippers usefulness; sort of like moving Mexicans from Arizona or Texas back across the border only to bring them back at lower wages.

FORMER NAME IS…

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AND THE NEW NAME FOR TRUMP HOTELS IS…….

Trump-FrumpHotel

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