Some people just don’t know when to shut up

You hear it everywhere, gobbledygook spewing forth from the frothing lips of fools. When the speaker knows the goobledygook is so completely unbelieveable but wants the audience to believe he or she actually knows what he or she is talking about, the speaker uses a catch phrase so you the listener should blindly accept what is spoken as true.

Using this catch phrase implies the speaker holds some magical knowledge or experience or wisdom only the speaker posseses, and the audience should be very grateful of such mendacity.

“Believe me” is a very popular catch phrase. “They’re not going to refuse me. Believe me”, “We will. Believe me”, “Believe me, I’ll win that case.”, “Believe me. Oh, believe me. And it’s a bad deal.” are a small sample of Donald Trump’s believe me’s.

“It’s almost like he’s trying to convince himself that he’s right,” said David B. Cohen, a professor of political science at the University of Akron. “Believe me — that’s the phrase really of a used car salesman. ‘Believe me, this car is great. Just wait till you get this baby out on the highway.’ ”

Many politicians have their own verbal crutches. President Obama, in search of a way to crystallize muddy issues, often says, “Make no mistake,” “Let me be clear,” and “Here’s the deal.” Hillary Clinton, striking a more common note, often addresses her audience as “folks.”

But for Trump, “believe me” is uniquely his. In the 12 Republican debates, he used it some 30 times — at a rate 56 times greater than his opponents, who used it a combined three times. (Neither Clinton nor Bernie Sanders used the phrase during the Democratic debates.)

“What’s interesting about ‘believe me,’ is the stress is on me,” said George Lakoff, a professor of linguistics at the University of California, Berkeley.

“It assumes that knowledge comes from direct experience,” he added. “Then it says, ‘I have direct experience of that thing. And you should believe someone who has that experience. You should believe me, because I know.’ ”

While it’s unclear when exactly the “believe me” phrase entered Trump’s regular lexicon, it apparently runs in the family.

When his son Eric appeared on Fox News during the Presidential election, he assured viewers, “Hillary’s got real problems. She’s got real, real problems on her resume and — believe me — we’ll talk about them.”

“Trust, but verify” was US president Ronald Reagan’s maxim, particularly when wrangling with Russians. Donald Trump just wants America to trust him.

The 45th president of the United States is indeed banking on Americans offering him massive credence – and not so much for Trumpian policies or doctrine as for Trump himself.

Trump has, after all, refused to reveal to a body politic that just endowed him with great power the more intimate details of his business interests, his foreign entanglements and even, at age 70, his health.

Take Trump’s federal tax returns — windows into his wealth, charity and potential conflicts of interest that go well beyond annual personal financial disclosures that politicians (including Trump) must by law file.

Trump, in departing from modern presidential precedent, says that Americans don’t care “at all” about them. The vast majority of Americans — Republicans included in the lot — have begged to differ, for months saying they’d love to see what Trump’s tax returns contain.

Then there’s the matter of Trump’s very ownership of dozens of businesses with operations in numerous nations — some friends, others frenemies at best, such as Saudi Arabia and China.

Lest we forget that Trump, despite railing against Iran in the most hawkish of terms, once earned $500,000 annually renting space to a state-owned Iranian bank that the US government later determined was funding terrorist organisations, including the Taliban, Hamas and Hezbollah. Or how, with dollar signs in his eyes, he courted former Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi.

For those who dare question his pronouncements and motives, particularly members of the “fake news“-peddling “lying, disgusting media” Trump reserves a special brand of spite.

He’s blacklisted news organisations.

He temporarily ditched the “protective press pool” — a small group of reporters who chronicle a president’s every move, primarily as witnesses to historical events ranging from dignitary visits to assassination attempts and terrorist attacks.

Lately Donald has been bashing Nordstroms for dropping his daughter Ivanka’s losing line.

Yesterday Stephen Colbert talked about Nordstrom, senate confirmations and more…

Donald Trump is a man you just have to trust. Believe me.

Donny boy, your mouth is going to get you in trouble one of these days. Let’s hope you don’t take the rest of America or the world down with you.