The Artless Dodger

Jack Dawkins, better known as the Artful Dodger, is a character in the Charles Dickens novel Oliver Twist. Dodger is a pickpocket, so called for his skill and cunning in that respect. He is the leader of the gang of child criminals, trained by the elderly Fagin.

The Artful Dodger is characterized as a child who acts like an adult.

Today the world has The Artless Dodger, a child who acts like an adult but, unlike the Artful Dodger, is completely lacking in skill and cunning.

Donald Trump: pointing the way toward … more of the same, actually. Photograph: Timothy A Clary/AFP/Getty Images

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Your drunk neighbour, Donald Trump

A hilarious video featuring the wisdom of Donald Trump, from Friend Dog Studios. Link opens video on Facebook page of Washington County Democratic Central Committee.

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Trump changes hotel brand name

Donald Trump says he’s smart, a billionaire and, like most billionaires, he probably watches his pennies pretty close and therefor would choose to spend as little money as possible to update his hotel brand name.

The solution? Just remove one letter from the brand name!

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